C# Minor

blackkolors:

youcunt-lol:

nintendoggystyle:

what if your life is just a movie and billions of people in another dimension are watching it right now

they’re begging for a refund.

at least the soundtrack is awesome.

They just watched a porn…

reallyreallyreallytrying:

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

mellarkish:

one time this girl made cupcakes for our class so we were all eating them and everyone was like “wtf why do these taste like bananas” and she was like ” i ran out of eggs so i used bananas instead”

Bananas are quite commonly used as a substitute for eggs.

I was on the bus home from my piano lesson and I was 4 bus stops away from mine. The bus stops at this one and I looked out the window and saw my dad who I haven’t seen for over a year!
I thought he saw me as he was staring up at the window but he never came upstairs. 
The bus sat there for two minutes and the suspense was building whilst I thought about what the hell I was going to say. The bus finally left and no one came upstairs. 

Every time the bus stopped I looked out the window to see who was getting off and was ready to run after him if he got off (The bus stops are pretty close so I would have waited for the next one). Anyway, he hadn’t got off so as we approached my stop I got my bag and headed to the stairs. I got ready to say what I had came up with. 
I got to the bottom of the stairs and looked around… I saw him… It was a guy that looked homeless sitting at the front. 

I almost burst out laughing at the fact I had confused my a homeless guy for my dad.

psilentasincjelli:

If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet