March 2012
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In soviet Russia
all4hurricanes: Rick Santorum still sucks
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I am a big fat idiot. And I am a short arse.
topgear: allwellandgroovy: Jeremy: You don’t think the producers are messing with the subtitles, do you?[subtitle: I am a big fat bald idiot]Richard: No, they wouldn’t do that![subtitle: And I am a short arse] From Season 14 Episode 2
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I had a nightmare =[
It ended with me being shot in the face multiple times, close range, by a chav.  It wasn’t a nice dream. 
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February 2012
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I should sleep now...
I’m hearing strange noises >_< That’s not normal… NIGHT!
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gayfascist: If you fancy a brief spell of depression, then look at my other blog on war photography.  Or, alternatively, become a devout Christian…
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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is my foreskin? Oh, wait, I’m a Jew.  
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I can hear my mother in the other room on the...
Mother: How do I get onto your computer?
Your website.
What I spoke to you about today...
Yes, youtube.
I open my computer and google comes up.
Okay...
Double U, Double U, Double U, Dot com.
Wait, give me a minute.
I'm on it. Where are you?
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Listen 10 Years Ago: Now: It took me less than a...
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WatchWatch
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Listeneverythingsonedirection: superhoran: im...
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For a book that cost me £195.50 they sure are taking their damn time processing everything…  And considering I bought two of them I would have thought they’d wanted to get them processed as quick as possible before I decide to cancel >_<  
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Nothing like listening to a domestic whilst...
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I love how people are refusing to let their government be run by people who are up to date with current affairs and, most of the time, logical thinkers.  Instead they’d like their lives to be run by an invisible man in the sky who gave instructions and rules to some random people in the desert 3000 years ago and for some reason those instructions and rules still apply to modern society.  ...
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ARGH!
I finally build up the courage to phone the insurance company and then I get a message saying “Access to this number from a mobile phone is not free of charge. Please dial again without the first 0” OMG Now I have to go through all of that again >_< 
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GUYS HELP ME!!!!!
I need to make a phone call to an insurance company but I HATE making phone calls >_<  Any tips to help me man the fuck up and do it? 
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the person i reblogged this from is lovely.
gently-tongued-by-stephen-fry: monotoneminor: This person and their url is lovely. Like a Spring meadow with pretty flowers next to a salty aired beach. Lovely being an understatement!
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I've just spent £391 on 2 books ='[
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